For golfers who take divots seriously

For the 95% who chunk irons, lose balls and still love the game.

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18 ARE HOLES 030 T-Shirt

18 ARE HOLES 030 T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

18 HOLE OFFICE 026 T-Shirt

18 HOLE OFFICE 026 T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

19TH HOLE CREW 035 T-Shirt

19TH HOLE CREW 035 T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

19th Hole Rules Golf T-Shirt

19th Hole Rules Golf T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

19th Hole Social Golf T-Shirt

19th Hole Social Golf T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

20TH BEING AWESOME GOLF 029 T Shirt

20TH BEING AWESOME GOLF 029 T Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

250 Years Of Lost Balls Golf T-Shirt

250 Years Of Lost Balls Golf T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

3 PEOPLE GOLF 026 T Shirt

3 PEOPLE GOLF 026 T Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

30 odd balls club T-Shirt

30 odd balls club T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

30 still on par T-Shirt

30 still on par T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

30 Still Swinging Golf T-Shirt

30 Still Swinging Golf T-Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00

30 YEARS GOLF GOOD 030 T Shirt

30 YEARS GOLF GOOD 030 T Shirt

Regular price £29.99 Sale price  £22.00
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You didn’t apply. There was no interview. Membership is compulsory.

Golfer laughing mid-chunk wearing the Things I Do In My Spare Time tee

Built for the 95%

Chunked irons, lost balls, still grinning. These tees are for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously — just the game.

No Golf Today tee folded on a clubhouse bench with glove, tees and ball

Made to order

Printed on demand and shipped from a local distributor near you. Less waste, fast delivery, and a tee that turns up the way you wanted it.

Two golf mates laughing over pints, one wearing the Einstein golf swing tee

Wear the joke

Every design earns a nod on the first tee. No sleeve logos, no pretension — just the good kind of trouble.

The 19th hole (FAQs)

Where does my order ship from?

We print on demand and fulfil through local distributors in the US, UK, EU and Australia, so your order ships from the one nearest you and arrives fast. Worldwide delivery, calculated at checkout.

Do you ship internationally?

We do, worldwide. Shipping’s calculated at checkout once you pop your address in.

Will I get a tracking number?

Yes — you’ll get a tracking email the moment your order ships, so you can watch it make its way to you.

How do the tees fit?

Standard unisex fit, true to size for most. Size up if you like a bit more room — there’s a size guide on every product.

What are they made of?

Soft, durable cotton that survives the back nine and the wash. Printed to order, built to last.

Not right? What about returns?

30-day money-back. If the fit or the print isn’t right, drop us a line and we’ll sort it — no mulligans needed.